fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

jetrocketskates:

"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.

(via 314eater)

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

(via 314eater)

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