why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.
but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself
World War 1 began in july 1914…
if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying
I used to think that all the time and then I got cancer and was like “well fuck”
I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post